If you fake tan your bum!!!!!!!

[MadameCastafiore]

Make sure you either do in the crack too or wear jeans that don't show half your arse because if you took your kid to a playcentre today and had a fake tanned arse we all saw it and your white crack!!!!!

(Sorry was acting as self appointed fashion police there but I have to say that bending over to talk to a 3 year old and flashing us your milky white crack was hilarious!)

Goodo - just wanted to make sure she wasn;t a mumsnetter - think we all should have a little more savvy on applying or having our fake tan applied.

And if you do have it sprayed on whilst naked pull those ol bottom cheeks apart would you!

"Goodo - just wanted to make sure she wasn;t a mumsnetter"

LOL.

But, surely the inside of your cheeks would be white, I mean you would'nt lie on a beach wearing a thong and holding your cheeks apart, surely

But you don't get that nice orange edge to a natural tan - showing a white crack with a bright orange edge is nasty nasty girl!