I need a new suit. I'm interviewing for jobs atm, and old faithful is just too old.
Also, assuming anyone ever hires me, I need some work clothes - suits or 'smart casual' - whatver tf that is.
I am 5'5, size 16-18ish, Trinny & Susannah say I'm a skittle. Huge thighs, ankles not brilliant but not cankles. 32-34D/DD bra depending on where it's from. Nice back, bit of a stomach. So close to 40 it hurts. (can you see why I've namechanged?)
I will not ever wear pink or purple. Very pale so acid colours make me look ill. Have quite a square jaw so ruffles/frills make me look like a pig in a wig.
What I like to wear... Tunics over trousers with high-heeled boots. Trouser suits if the jacket covers my arse, probably with a t-shirt underneath as multiple collars confuse me. Possibly an empire/princess line dress if suitably a-line. In my head I'm quite stylish without having to follow fashion. In reality - see paragraph 3.
Anyone up for a challenge? Pretty please? Oh, and budget closer to marmite than Toast