Shampoo that 'remembers your style'...Make up that 'self corrects' to your skin tone...what tosh!!!

[mrsmaidamess]

Do they think we are idiots?

What does 'self correcting' actually mean?

How can a shampoo remember anything?

How does make up know what colour your skin is?

Drives me crazy too, along with those macho ads for razors with ever more 'intelligent' blades, or the latest toothbrush that ultrasounds your tonsills. I guess they think we were all born yesterday!

yes, utter bollocks

its like ads for very expensive face-creams that penetrate your skin

errr, no

I love the mascara ad which claims the longest lushest lashes EVERRRR.

Then in tiny letters says 'Filmed with lash inserts, some post production enhancement'

they think we are fick

What mugs we are!

I have intelligent foundation

It it starts sprouting Proust at me I'll let you know.

really sagacious? See this is why I dont wear make up, incase it starts growing ancient people in bottles ewwwww

Intelligent! I know! Its bollocks! It can't see! It doesn't know if your'e smearing it on your cheeks or your bedside table!

My favourite was the cream with oxygen in it. Can't say I've ever thought my skin needed more oxygen...what with me being surrounded by air an all.

yeah bloody idiotic marketing

but some people must believe it

Aye
Silly fuckers

my dd once said to me "mummy you dont need anti wrinkle cream.....because your not an auntie!" lol.... re the shampoo that remembers your style- my "style" is dragged through a hedge backwards,....why would i want that remembered?