Oh, maisy, there are PLENTY of chavs-in-training 10-12 year olds here sporting tshirts that read, 'If you think I'm a bitch wait'll you meet my mum'. Also saw an 8-year-old smoking a fag in the street yesterday. She asked me for a fag (I no longer smoke except when out for a bevy). I said, 'How old are you?' She said, 'Nine, bitch!' I said, 'You're damn right about that, but at least I lived long enough to become one.'