Its for DH's work, its a black tie event, evening dress required. I have never been to something like this before. Worse still I am generally a jeans, t-shirt and all stars kind of girl. I am hyperventilating at the thought of wearing a "posh" dress! Please help me find somethin suitable because I don't even know where to start. Im a 14-16, curvy on the hips and bust, smaller waist hourglass really. I can't wear anything mini as my legs are like corned beef and I can't wear anything strapless without serious scaffolding. I'm happy to wear any colour except red or baby pink and I would prefer quirky to boring. I need shoes too and I have big size 9 feet Budget is as cheap as possible