Skinny jeans and fat legs

[Fimbo]

Does it work?

Where could I go to try?

How fat are the legs?

No.
Don't.

Straight, yes but not skinny.

it doesn't Fimbo, trust me, the clues in the name

Depends on how skinny the jeans.

And on how fat the legs.

Only with knee high boots and a bum covering top.

Aye exactly swiftyknickers.

Won't bother - thanks for replies!