Where oh where do you get such things that are
not either:
A) The colour of mud (Next)
B) Have a 10 week waiting list (Boden)
C) Unutterably foul (M&S, Verbaudet)
D) Made entirely of nylon (some grim on-line tights specialist - can't remember the name)
I'm don't think it's a totally unreasonable request. We'd settle for nice plain coloured ones but they seem to be as rare as a sunny day...
HEEEEELLLPPP!