Bellavita!
And much better than these!! (nicked from Meghalegs on a previous thread).
DH came home with these to take on hol - my first thought was bleuggghhhh, but then I'm no style guru so I thought I would seek the wisdom of the MN style jury!
DH has read all of your replies, laughed in a rather endearing way, and said that he doesn't want to look like a fat, red, tatooed child so will take them back!