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liz hurleys son - wtf

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Cod · 14/07/2008 11:41

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FabioTheLiterateCat · 14/07/2008 11:55

Lookin' like no blog for me. Will have to lose the 'literate' moniker.

Liz Hurley has dreadful taste in children's clothes. You never see that boy covered in mud and eating a drippy ice lolly, which is what boys should look like.

Was the village fete in India?

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Cod · 14/07/2008 11:56

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maidamess · 14/07/2008 11:56

Are those their weekend clothes?

Minkychunky · 14/07/2008 11:57

But his SD is Indian so not as bad as the old Gainsborogh style stuff she normally puts him in.

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Cod · 14/07/2008 11:57

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zookeeper · 14/07/2008 11:57

last time I saw a picture of him he was wearing one of those frock coats - think Prince Charles in his infancy though marginally less ugly

Minkychunky · 14/07/2008 11:58

look at the woman in the background- her face says it all- the pretendy smile

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Minkychunky · 14/07/2008 11:59

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I think it's oh she's so fat in RL

maidamess · 14/07/2008 11:59

"What the bally -hell is that little pip squeak wearing? Stuff and Nonsense!"

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Cod · 14/07/2008 11:59

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Minkychunky · 14/07/2008 12:01

I think posh lady is thinking

" I bet Liz loves the bum love"

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FabioTheLiterateCat · 14/07/2008 12:01

Oh glory. Let it not be true.

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Cod · 14/07/2008 12:02

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DrNortherner · 14/07/2008 12:02

Thing is, how on earth does she get him to wera that gear? My d is the same age and would not be seen dead......

FabioTheLiterateCat · 14/07/2008 12:07

I think he isn't her son at all.
He is a 90 year old teeny tiny man and she has bottoxed him into the exact shape of a 6 year old. She bribes him with Werther's Originals and some tobaccy.

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Cod · 14/07/2008 12:08

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Desiderata · 14/07/2008 12:10

I think she's Jimmy Hill's love child. Have you clocked that chin?

youareamazing · 14/07/2008 18:44

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Minkychunky · 15/07/2008 11:13

I think her boy is very good looking.

Bikini party- yes I would go so that I could run upstairs to use her loo. I would then rifle through her pants drawer, steal her grubbiest Wednesday knickers and they would be on ebay before the sun had set. Oh yes.

squeaver · 15/07/2008 11:19

I once sat behind Damian + nanny on a flight to Nice. We were in economy. Liz and Lulu were up front in Club Class. You should have seen the sweaty middle-aged Englishmen fighting among themselves to help with her luggage at the other end. Then they got picked up by Elton's driver.

She looked bloody good then (3 years ago) in her fave white jeans.

squeaver · 15/07/2008 11:20

Did you read about Steve Bing in that article in Vanity Fair (the one about Bill Clinton)? He's a piece of work.

HumphreyCushioni · 15/07/2008 11:21

Child and nanny in economy whilst she flew Club!
Ah well, at least she didn't make them hitch hike I suppose.

squeaver · 15/07/2008 11:23

I know! I suspect they were upgraded but I like to THINK they paid to sit separately. Nanny was v. patient, child whinged the whole way (perhaps he wanted his Mum?)

TsarChasm · 15/07/2008 11:24

I thought she always wore full length and split to the waist 'gowns'. She seems frozen in time in the same outfit all the time.

Poor Damian does seem to get kitted out in costume drama stuff quite often doesn't he?

iBundle · 15/07/2008 11:24

lol @ Liz and Lulu

perhaps there's a new thread in this...who would you least like to be sitting behind in economy/business class...

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