Obviously I shall do my usual trick of buying loads of clothes which I think look fab in the shop, get them home to discover that they don't actually fit, intend to take them back, put them in a bag at the back of the wardrobe, find them in a years time by which time it is too late to return them, and I've put on even more weight so there is no chance that they will fit so I may as well have poured the money straight down the drain.
But humour me anyway...