Zara is at it again

[TutTutTutSigh]

https://www.zara.com/uk/en/limited-edition-wide-leg-denim-jumpsuit-p02351705.html?v1=506575338&v2=2420896

It gets more bizarre the more you look at it..

😂

Ha ha, it’s like a pair of too big Simon Cowell style trousers pulled up to the armpits.

£119 for that!

Bargain. Are you supposed to wear a belt in the belt loops?

Also the front pockets are in the armpits but the back pockets are at the bum... it's Art

The model looks even more miserable than the usual miserable models! 😆

It needs some braces to make sure it stays up. No wonder the model looks grumpy.

"Wide leg design" in the description tickled me.

😂 just that.

In the village I grew up in, Harry, the man who ran the overpriced newsagents shop, used to wear these massive trousers pulled up to just under his armpits, and he wore braces AND a belt with them. Shirt and vest tucked in, of course, and all topped off with a flat cap. In our house this style of trouser was called "a pair of Harrys" in his honour. It's been a long time since I've seen a pair of Harrys quite like these and now I'm feeling all nostalgic.

Even on the presumably tall model the crotch is really low, so on short me it would be below my knees!!
And yeah, £119 for this abomination is nuts 🫣😂

I needed cheering up 😂.
It looks like she's been shrunk.

😂 Looks like me when I was about 4 or 5, (around 1970,) and I used to try on my dad's trousers for a laugh!

Wouldn't you be miserable if you had to wear such a shit outfit?! 😆

I swear I see this sort of thing suggested on s&b all the time. Usually a dress not a jumpsuit, but the sack of potatoes concept is the same 🤷‍♀️

Fabulous. I'll join the queue.

Ah now, this situation is worthy of the phrase that got bandied about by my older relatives in the eighties. T'was a question that got asked at fancy dress parties, but was used as a putdown when someone turned up in something like this.

A calculated look, followed by a sniff and:

'What's she come as?'

Marvellous, Zara, keep it up (what does keep it up?)

Good God.

At my grandfather’s funeral, some distant relatives came over from the Isle of Wight. They all wore trousers like that and I’ve always assume that’s how people in the Isle of Wight must dress so maybe that’s Zara’s target market?

I accidentally bought a pair like that from the George (Asda's) sale a couple of summers ago. They were less than 9 quid, I recall.

I just wore them with long tops so that the ridiculous bit didn't show.

@userlotsanumbers

A slug. That is what she's come as. A slug.

@Allthesnowallthetime why didn't I see that?! You're so correct. 😂😂
Zara, there's a call for a matching snail costume. Whenever you're ready.

🤣 I’ve never been to the Zara website. Definitely not the target audience I’m way to short and would drown in their stuff rather then float along elegantly (or slither in slug mode)

what’s with the weird advert when you are on the women section? As much an advert for cats or lace as clothing.

It reminds me of the scene in the film 'Kes' where Billy pulls his oversized PE shorts up to his armpits.

Are her boobs squashed under that top bit? Poor woman.