Oh ok if you insist 
I've probably piqued your interest for no good reason but basically I once started a bit of a kerrfuffle on here when I said I didn't like or own any trainers. It was admittedly a trainers' fan thread so arguably a touch provocative of me. Anyway I've tried (most of the time) to be a bit more diplomatic since then.
As to why .... I honestly don't know, I just don't like how they look. And yet I like plimsols despite their being bad for your feet, although I only wear them in summer so it's just for a few weeks every year. I normally prefer chunkier footwear so there's no logic or sense to it at all.
I also disliked and never wore heels when they were fashionable. It's a lonely life.