I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread! Frivolous boots at prices beyond my range 😎 I'd totally have those slouchy jaguar-printed ones if I could.
When in need of boots with 'personality', I tend to look at brands like Rieker. There are usually a couple of interesting ones among the staid predictability. They are always good quality, very comfortable and sturdy - so NOT calf leather!
I once took a pair of calfskin boots back to Joseph, as they'd fallen apart the first time they got wet. "Yes, they are boots," explained Mr Ettedgui in patronising but somehow adorable tones, "But they are NOT for wearing outdoors!"
Anyway, there aren't many cute ideas in Rieker at the moment but I think I like the way these look like ice skating boots:
https://www.rieker.co.uk/products/white-zip-boots-for-women-remonte-d8481-80
And these are a very shiny take on black:
https://www.rieker.co.uk/products/bronze-zip-boots-for-women-rieker-z4965-90