Can anyone recommend some nice capri pants that are suitable for an apple?

[CountessDracula]

ie either sit on the hips or have a decent sized waist without being baggy round the thighs?

oh that's lovely thanks

Clearly I mean apple shaped you obtuse mammal

btw did you know rabbits are incapable of vomiting?

hmm
they are stretch so will bag at the knees

M&S trousers don't really do it for me they are always too baggy round the arse and thighs

vampires on the other hand can vomit
and I just did at the thoguht of that

yes i heard you the first time

nice but not really smart enough for work

??

I have v old Gap ones that have sit on my hips (but are then annoying when I lean forward as have to have a top that's long enough to cover backside).

They aren't smart enough for work but I don't know how casual you can be at yours.

barrel well and truly scraped