Glasses chains… yes or no?

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I have reached the point where I need glasses for distance but not for reading or screens. At work I am standing all day and moving about doing various tasks involving both distance and screens, no proper desk/workstation, so I don’t want to take them off as I know I would lose them. I don’t have pockets in my work clothes. So I end up peering over them which looks shit, frankly.
A colleague who is always beautifully dressed has started attaching hers to a chain so they just hang down when not needed. It seems such a good idea, but I have no idea if it will look ridiculous. She is early 50s, and has a pearl chain.
For context I am 47 and fairly small bust, so longer necklaces are fine.
Google informs me that chains are back in, but I have a suspicion I may just look ridiculous. I can remember my mum having a gold glasses chain in the 90s, it was definitely not fashionable!
So, chain or not? And what sort of style would be most on trend?
My work clothes are usually a floral blouse with black trousers, minimal jewellery.

They've tried to make it less annoying by reducing the size of the quote, but I guess that's all they can do.

I wear my glasses like that as they are on and off all time. Tbh I don't care if people think it looks ridiculous as it's better thanosing or breaking my expensive glasses.

I've just ordered a chain from Dunelm of all places! I ordered the colour beads.

Dunelm - Glasses chain

Thanks all, some interesting thoughts! I know it’s probably not especially ‘cool’ but I’m glad to know that I won’t look elderly either.

I have varifocals already, had them 3 years and the distance bit is fine, I just find the lower part now makes screens and books fuzzy. I can see better without them for that. They were so expensive when I got them that I don’t really want to change for this, when the main use (driving) is still perfect, and I can take them off for everything else. I have worn glasses since I was a child for distance, but could wear them all the time no problem until 3 years ago, when I got these and they were great, up to the last month or so. The optician did say that eyes start doing weird things at my age (thanks peri). I really liked the lens, never had any issues other than getting used to moving my eyes and not my head. So worth a go for those unsure. They were soooo pricey though. Have never been able to get on with contacts.

I have got a cheap chain and fabric option from Amazon for now, will see how it goes in work. I guess I can always use it to throttle anyone who takes the piss…