No. Any sort of 'nail art' gives me the heebee jeebees. I like a manicure, but I am a strictly short and squoval girl, no extensions, no patterns, no motifs, no pointy shapes, no excessive length, no diamantes, no stick on shit, no glitter, no frosting, none of those AWFUL clear varnish on the nail bed with just the edge of the tip picked out in a dark colour. Urrgh. They make it look like you've got filthy nails and need to give them a good scrub.
And I only ever pick from a range of very classic colours. Nudes/neutrals, a sort of bubblegum pink or watermelon/coral for the summer when I am a bit tanned, or any of the very, very deep burgundy black/reds for the rest of the year when I am pale.