I have 2 weeks and 2 days until the ritual humiliation of the exposure of my bikini body: unnoticed random hairs that only show up in the daylight, corned beef skin, breathing in for hours on end while trying to talk normally, the paranoid towel placing and just the determined and consistent wobbling.
Yet again - i have done nothing about it and only slimfast may help at this stage !
Why are we made to feel like this?