well I haven't got fantastic tits but by god my legs are smashing!

[OverMyDeadBody]

Well my calves are too muscley and you would need a microscope to find my tits but I have a lovely pert peachy bum so there

lol

I too have a fab arse, and although my calves are ever so slightly on the too muscly side my thighs more than make up for it!

lol

Who needs boobs with a peachy bottom

I haven't got great tits (anymore, after 14 months of breastfeeding) or a great arse or great legs - god how I would love great legs - but I have lovely eyes and I am incredibly good in bed. Will that do?

good for you girls !

I have great boobs, but they will droop. Great legs last forever

My overmydeadbody - your legs go on forever!

Georgiemama - I want beautiful eyes. Waahhhhh - its not fair lol. I think I am good in bed though so at least thats one thing.

Mojomummy - get that cleavage out and flaunt it!

How about if we found a machine that could morph us all together - we would be godamn perfect!!!

My tits are like spaniels ears.

My legs are like sticks.

But I have a great flat stomach, slim arms and look fab in most clothes (size 10-12 and 5 foot 10).

Play to your good points, thats what I say.

If I don't blow my own trumpet, then who will ?? hehe

lolo at morphing us all together!

Did I mention my flat tummy

Yes mojo, get those boobs out and flaunt that gleavage while you can!

I'm fascinated by cleavages, probably coz I've never had one, I can definately see what the appeal is to men lol

exactly getme, when do we ever have a chance to blow our own trumpets? We're always meant to be complaining about our bodies, well not here!

This is the thread to flaunt whatever you've got ladies! And everyone has amazing things abou tthem. Everyone.

spaniels ears - that's my tits! Oh, they used to be so pert - 34C they were lovely.

I am so glad I am still BF DS but, its like that children's song about "do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow" - sbstitute tits and that's me.

I hope no one anti BF finds this thread and cites me as evidence why not to BF, I'll never live it down. Have already been called woman hating scum on another thread so am going for whimsy with my postings tonight!!

I have a very attractive belly button. Its the nicest one I have ever seen. Just perfect. It is also however, surrounded by a lovely array of stretchmarks in a rainbow of shimmering colours

Both my tits AND legs are mottled with vivid blue veins these days...not a good look.

Lovely from a distance, close up, like stilton rejects.

pull yourselves together ladies, this is the thread where we focus on our good points, not the things we don't like!

I feel like crap and am trying to cheer myself up.

Ok, my legs are GORGEOUS when swaddled in 60 denier opaques. Long lean and lovely.

Ok I definitely have a fab bum and a belly button to be proud of. I am a great kisser too!!

I too have fabewlus legs. Must get them out more

excellent, that's more like it!

Can we do personality traits too? I think (hope, otherwise I'm really stuffed) I have a better personality than body!!

I'm quite stroppy and occasionally judgy, but can also be very kind.

Fab idea Georgiemama

I am v sensitive to other peoples emotions and am really considerate. I am a kind person too and will do anything for anyone. I am very gullible though but I call it trusting

I have big tits, a juicy pert arse and a waist (when not pg), but my legs always have been and always will be shite

PS - why are you feeling crap overmydeadbody when you are clearly fabulous?!

Trusting is a lot better than cynical.

Come on ladies!! More!!

yes good idea georgie, I am very kind and caring, and like helping others.

I have great manners!

I have an ability to make people smile