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Original poster

Oh my God I have fantastic tits!

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twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 16:53

Have ordered some ultimo t shirt bras and once I got over the weight of them I tried them on and I cannot stop fondling my cleavage whilst admiring my side profile.

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Original poster
twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 17:06

You are all ignoring me because you are jealous.

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Fullmoonfiend · 15/05/2008 17:08

hey, nice jubblies!

HaventSleptForAYear · 15/05/2008 17:08

Yep

My bf bras do nothing for me, would love some new underwear

HaventSleptForAYear · 15/05/2008 17:08

Pics?

ChocolateRockingHorse · 15/05/2008 17:15

Twinset your alleged "fantastic tits" are not featured on your profile. There appears to be a spaniel of some kind there which I am assuming is not you.

Chop chop.. let's see.. and I'll call DH to come and judge! He's qualified you see.. he has been ogling breasts for over 35 years..

Original poster
twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 17:19

Are you saying my tits look like spaniels ears?

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Collision · 15/05/2008 17:20

Lovely puppies!!

where abouts in Lancs are you?

ChocolateRockingHorse · 15/05/2008 17:20

Well, whack em out and I'll tell you!!

(That's the first time I've ever said ^that6! )

Tortington · 15/05/2008 17:23

want a link to bras please

are they for ample norkage?

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twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 17:24

Before and after on my profile

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twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 17:24

I am slightly scared I am being asked to get my boobs out and then being asked my precise geographical location.

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brimfull · 15/05/2008 17:27

rofl

Tortington · 15/05/2008 17:33

pmsl tsap

not you presonally, i meant have they got a site? do us a link

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twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 17:37

They are here

I am a dd cup so have ample norkage but they do need a good lifting bra.

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HaventSleptForAYear · 15/05/2008 18:44

Just looked at your profile, thinking "wow she's brave."

Now rofl !

And like Custardo I was wanting links to your bra, not too you !

Think I would be quite worried if you really were lifting your shirt and posting pics of your boobs on tinternet.

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twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 18:45

I was actually considering putting a picture of my covered cleavage up. Would that get me banned?

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HaventSleptForAYear · 15/05/2008 18:54

Well it's true I wasn't expecting a full frontal but hard evidence WITH clothes could be good (can always remove it later)

FluffyMummy123 · 15/05/2008 18:55

Message withdrawn

ChocolateRockingHorse · 15/05/2008 19:06

Well I wasn't asking for links to Twinset herself personally! Just to her tits for heaven sake!

DH is all deflated now.. he was hovering excitedly because I told him I was about to show him a MNer's norks for his perusal!

ChocolateRockingHorse · 15/05/2008 19:08

Yes Haven'tSlept.. contrary to the picture I have painted, a page 3 spread wasn't what I was asking for either..

(Can't speak for DH, old perv that he is )

ProfessorGrammaticus · 15/05/2008 19:10

Love the pictures!!

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twinsetandpearls · 15/05/2008 19:15

My bras fit Cod!

My stomach prevents me from wearing a tight white t shirt sadly.

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Tortington · 15/05/2008 22:01

so does it proper strap your norks up?

i need a good nork strapper

QuintessentialShadows · 15/05/2008 22:04

Well hello Twinset (best Joey impersonation). I see there is room next to you on the coach.

Bubble99 · 15/05/2008 22:04

You need a feckin' crane, Custy.

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