why on earth would I want to have lunch with Johnnie Boden in his canteen?

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that is the first prize mentioned in the newest catalogue of Boden up-yerself-ness

it is a PRIZE

are they nuts? lunch in a canteen with a bloke who sells clothes?

if you really wanted that you could invite out your local market trader surely

capp surely you are not turning down the opportunity to meet the lovely Johnnie and find out if he speaks like the blurbs in the catalogue

rofl that is funny

is he hot

Capp, I got it yesterday, and I did think WTF, also who wants a garden gnome, etc etc either, all we want is £££ and fress clothes

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And Zipp, no he is def NOT hot!

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Actually I would like to have lunch with Johnnie, so i can tell him about all the things I would like to see in his catalogue (e.g. trousers in a short fitting, and bring back our lamby fleeces please!)

hotch potch soup
likes: carrots (so good for you)
dislikes: spinach (gets between your teeth)

oh I am enjoying your menu cod

you must tell us all how 'essential' it is

and your veg must come in a range of exciting new colours

fun fish with chic chips.

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chicken casserole with added fun

and flirty fruit fool

i thought the same
what a crap prize
i want holidays and money, free clothes and cars etc

Funky meatballs in Sassy Sauce

perhaps he will be wearing those snazzy check chef trousers and a bandana

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i would rather boil my own head then have lunch with twattie face jonnie

nob

does he look like david cameron

Chic-y Chicken and Spicy Rice

also you can win johnnie's favourite albums

and his favourite sausages

and your weight in ice cream

who is going to ring Boden and say yes please, I weigh 16 stone?

favourite albums

i dread to think

what would you talk about?

you would obv go dressed head to toe in Primark