nars multiple in orgasm,

[FluffyMummy123]

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who are you a fecking pirate

£37?????

lol cap

I used to go the gym in my lunch break and when I returned to my desk my colleague would say "Aaaah you've got your come-cheeks on!"

I felt that this revealed a bit too much about our after-work socialising but wasn't sure how to point that out

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I thought it said 37 dollars?

I thought this said 'nars in multiple orgasm'

Assuming a poster called nars had written a tabloid style thread title to gloat at us all.
This is far more boring.

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Have you heard of the condition where you constantly orgasm? Now that would be tiresome.

well you just stop after a few surely

going on for 18 is just greedy

They do a blusher in orgasm too for you girls who are a bit funny with these stick things! I always look like DS has had a go at making me up when I use one!

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did you put it on your eyes?
bit of a weird colour for eyes

Surely on your eyes you'd look like you have conjunctivitis, or hayfever.

I can get to 10

but I mean I don't

I haven't the energy

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I've never met a man who could be arsed to faff around after the one

I mean it's a bit demanding isn't it?

i get bored tbh

it all gets a bit task-orientated

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she must be endlessly just shagging

when does he get his turn?

he must be holding it off for ages

'did it happen yet? 1, 2, 3, 4.....'

Time for a cup of tea after the one really

oh completely

no-one wants to burn out

no no no the 2nd one is the best.

9 is my personal best, but sometimes i think dh is competing with himself "we had 9 last week, lets go for 10"

Shoots himself in the foot really - its usually my turn first.... don't feel up to much after all those multiple orgasm shenanigans

cod - i tape oprah too. Did you see the one about the blue man?
weird

no the second one is not the best

odd numbers best

even numbers are kind of weird