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Anyone else not have a clue how to decide what body shape they are?

22 replies

BroccoliSpears · 09/05/2008 20:39

I wish someone could tell me once and for all what I am.

I go to a page like this and find myself picking a bit from this shape, a bit from that shape...

I could be apple but I have small boobs.
I don't think I'm curvy enough to be pear.

Is it just me?

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PortAndLemon · 09/05/2008 20:40

What does Trinny and Susannah's thingy say about you?

SlightlyMadSweet · 09/05/2008 20:43

I liked the TRinny and Suzzanhah one actually.....encompasses a much broader range of shapes.

We don't all have to be apples or pears, we can be vases, bells, and all sorts of stuff.

brimfull · 09/05/2008 20:44

I did the calculator thing and came out a vase but I think I'm more of an apple tbh.

foxinsocks · 09/05/2008 20:45

ooh that is good that thing.

Except I'm a Brick. Which doesn't sound very good does it lol.

MerlinsBeard · 09/05/2008 20:49

according to trinny and susannah, i am vase with big boobs

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BroccoliSpears · 09/05/2008 20:50

Interesting.

They tell me I'm a skittle, but I can't be really as skittles have a "slim waist" and an "okay tummy" and my post birth baby belly is bloody horrendous (and I answered accordingly).

I'm average everything but with chunky legs and a big belly.

Maybe I am a pear?

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BroccoliSpears · 09/05/2008 20:52

Okay, done it again but been harsher on myself and have come out a bell.

Ding dong.

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notnowbernard · 09/05/2008 20:54

They tell me I'm a vase but there is NO WAY I look like Kelly Brook!!!

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BroccoliSpears · 09/05/2008 20:57

Now I'm a brick.

Nope. I really can't decide.

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brimfull · 09/05/2008 20:58

I am a bulbous fat short vase

SlartyBartFast · 09/05/2008 21:00

i look like an apple on legs,
think of a toffee apple

MaloryTowers · 09/05/2008 21:02

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swiftyknickers · 09/05/2008 21:08

oooh i'm a vase, think more of a hourglass (on a good day!)

and there is no friggin way i look like kelly brook

beansontoast · 09/05/2008 21:35

ive always thought that i wasnt a true pear cos i dont have 'heavy legs' and then i had a momnet th eother day...in th ebath funnily enough...when i dawned on me

'the legs are heavy beans'

so i am absolutely text book pear now..size ten top ...12-14 bottoms...and did i mention HEAVY LEGS

suedonim · 09/05/2008 22:12

I do NOT NOT NOT look like Kathy Bates!

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 09/05/2008 22:18

OMG I am a column. Although I am only 5'3''. Hardly Nicole Kidman with my derriere.

oliviaelanasmum · 09/05/2008 22:18

Ok so i have done the tit ladies quiz and im a cello?!
I thought i was more weeble myself...

HonorMatopoeia · 09/05/2008 22:19

The problem I have with body shape is that 'Blob' is never an option!

pinkyminky · 09/05/2008 22:20

I'm an hourglass- at least used to be before I decided to get pg every other year!

Who is Kelly Brook?

BabieWabbit · 09/05/2008 22:41

I'm an hourglass...Nigella Lawson...thats good...

suedonim · 09/05/2008 23:07

I'm a hitherto undiscovered shape, I think.

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BroccoliSpears · 10/05/2008 18:50

I'm "sort of average but a bit fat". They don't have a catchy name for that, do they.

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