So the stork came a-visiting BUT brought with him the lesser known CELLULITE GREMLIN

[tyaca]

i now have a lovely baby girl and thighs made almost exclusively of cream cheese. advice please MNers. What works?? Evidence-based answers please, i know what's supposed to work, but is it true eg... bodybrushing, water? exercise? i have a juicer, can i juice my way back to marital relations in natural light? i am willing to pay for creams if there is any kind of consensus here??

and please, no tales of it not ever going.

bumping (not allowed to say I've spent 15 years trying to find the answer...)

ach - first time ever a bump becomes a bad thing. shhhhhh lilolil - this is a thread of HOPE and SOLUTIONS.

ah yes, but MN didn't exist 15 years ago. The answer is out there, we will find it together!!!!

Water. Lots of it. 3 litres a day if you can. And, sadly, time. DD is now 3 and my cellulite has finally gone, but it took its own sweet time in doing so! Immediately post-birth my legs were full of those little red spots that I hadn't seen since i was a teenager - hormonal, perhaps? - but thank God they went within a few months...

Hope your cream cheese turns firm soon...

Hi Tyaca you need to embrace your cellulite ha ha ha, i'm a lost cause i'm afraid! I'd like to think i could drink 3 litres of water without having to invest in Tena Ladies!!!