there is never a reason to wear a wasitcoat unless oyu work at a Berni In

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i thankyou

I WAS funny on northerner's cake one

POOR DRACULA ALSO

I put PERIOD on calendar so people know not to come near me for a few days. I hate PMT it is like being a demented animal

How Not To Wear:Partridge Family

you bloody cows you knew I was feeling paranoid

Am sat at work wearing a waistcoat over a vest top (is hot here). I thought twice this morning as I felt like a Travelodge receptionist, but had spent so long pissing about I didn't have time to change.

Actually, have had some compliments (but if I am being honest I do work at the place that style forgot)

Go on then judge me.

Thank you
I like that
Demented animal
Will tell dh

GOML: I don't think you need US to judge you

just look in the mirror

you could start singing barbershop songs?

CD Yes the demeneted animal. I mean in my head I think "Really, I'm not suicidal/homocidal, everything is jolly peachy" but it doesn't actually stop the GENUINE FEELINGS that I want to push my family off a cliff

then a few days later - PING! normal mummy again

yes

dd2 wanting to wash her hands and dry them really s-l-o-w-l-y

I am stood there thinking ffs hurrrrrrrrrrrrry uppppppppppppppppp already with the drying

same for putting shoes on really s-l-o-w-l-y >

lol OO yes that's it absolutely

aren't hormones terrible? I'm just a bag of chemicals being tossed from emotion to emotion by hormonal fluctuations

It's like I've got no free will before my period

lol barbershop songs

The bloke sat next to me has on a blue and white striped shirt, stick a boater on him and we would make a duet.

Look, I am not as bad as the woman over there who is wearing from NEXT (kill, kill) a ribbed jumper with pretend collar and cuffs sticking out the end

Well she is going to have a dilemma come Laundry Day

please forward this thread to my boss

[if you are reading this already, a waistcoat does not make a professional ensemble out of jeans and an ill-fitting chenille jumper. Even if you are wearing a bracelet.]

lol@pretend shirt collars. Evil.

I was wondering how she would wash it - it is a black jumper and the collar and cuffs are white.

She also has on black boot cut trousers that are too short and purple kitten heel court shoes.

ah but the jumpers are always acrylic so they don't run

Bootleg ankle swingers are a BIG no-no. Does she wear Claire's Accessories jewellery?

Haven't noticed her jewellery to be honest. But she does wear a fob watch.

She is not a nurse, it is an office, I have always thought that was a bit odd.

dr northerner

"Travelodge receptionist,"