oh gawd, help me, I've been ill watching tv and there's an advert for 'fiftyplus fashion' and...

[Twiglett]

I liked the clothes

It'll be one of those giant mono-slippers next

there there twig im sure you can have them

i bet id hate them

it might be my fever talking

but you are over 50, aren't you twig?

yes of course I am ... just like you've got 3 daughters and wear matching crocs