if you were a bLOKE WHO woudl you want to be

[FluffyMummy123]

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I'd wantto be Dh, he's generally gets to do stuff he wants to do, whenvere he wants with small children tagging along

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he's too goppy.

i'd like to be ray winstone

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not as much anymore cod.

i'm getting better.

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can they be dead?

jacque brel

and you'd still get to shag blokes Cod?

ooh yes i love that little tache

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why would you wanna be a dead bloke? even smellier than normal...

Oh Jacques Brel was divine!

i'd do him dead!

this is pruners

and no it is not about looks - jacques brel was simply the coolest belgium ever.

style and beauty??

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oh, i missed that part. ok its all about the looks and i am still jacque brel

Remus Lupin or Sportacus.

Oh no those are the blokes I'd like to F*CK if I was female actually, which I am, and oh dear

No idea. Sorry.

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Richard Hammond.

This is entirely to do with cars and driving fast and being a bit of a wannabe daredevil and absolutely nothing to do with any of the following:

he's prettier than me
his arse is smaller and pert
he has much better hair

can I be nigella lawsons husband charles, does he count?!?

failing that gordon ramsay

On the opposite side of the coin, the man I would least likely to be is Daniel Day Lewis. Intense beyond belief. I wouldn't last 5 minutes.

It would be fun to be Will Ferrell.

I think I'd like to be Mika

I love the feeling bloke, but I'd wank myself all day if I was him

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