yes i am a name changer. i can tell you all abotu red rugs, judge flounce, supermaret grapes and UCM to prove my credentials if i must.
but i do have a serious question, which i know is going to be a toughy seeing as Cod's challenge is in full swing.
anyway, my question.
I usually just trim around the edges of the lady garden to ensure no spiders legs. but i recently decided to go bare. i bought some NAIR bikini cream stuff. i whacked it all on [and after i stopped screaming from the burning sensation] and it left me looking a little like a plucked chicken with a beard.
My fanjo has hair growing just inside the top of my errm....don't know the technical term....Beef curtains?
Now firstly - is such hair normal or is this yet another sign of my fatness? have i got so fat that i now have a fat fanny?
secondly - do you reckon its safe to put the cream on that part? if not what do i do? shaving just makes me itch like a letch with crabs and i don't fancy the idea of using wax (terrified i will rip it off wrong and find my clit attached to the strip)
so please, once you have stopped laughing at my daftness....HELP