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I look like an M&M person, what the hell do I wear?!?

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The3rdWatermelon · 07/09/2023 18:53

I caught sight of my full length reflection in a supermarket sliding door earlier today and I’m a bit shattered by how awful I look. Please help!

I’ve had a rough year dealing with birth injuries, retained tissue, mastitis, recurrent infections and PND so my eating has been pretty bad and my exercise virtually non-existent but I didn’t realise I look like one of the M&Ms from the ads.

I’m 5ft 5, I was a size 10 but am now a 14 and I’ve gone up to a 36F. I look like I’m wearing a pair of Blackadder comedy boobs. I still have really skinny ankles, but from the knees up I just balloon into a huge sphere. I have short legs and a fairly long body so I’m starting off at a disadvantage anyway.

I have reasonable skin (a lifetime of skin problems seems to have been sorted by having a baby - who knew!) and my hair is ok, but my body is just leaving me in despair!

Ive got three pairs of straight leg jeans that fit me but they just seem to emphasise my skinny ankles and huge thighs.

How do I stop looking so out of proportion?!

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