If you want a laugh

[GlitteringUnicorn]

This!

I mean regardless of the item being sold who thought it would be a great idea to have her eating a burger whilst wearing it??

www.wolfandbadger.com/uk/gaia-sculpted-bralette-chain/

It's what one wears when scoffing down a burger. Absolutely de rigueur darling.

Don't really see the problem with the item itself it's just the burger -why!

It was quite clearly supposed to be a hotdog but Deliveroo fucked up the order!

My thoughts exactly.

Have people missed the chips on the bed?

I can't see the point of the item.

To draw attention to the underboob

Boob jewellery! Well that is a new one on me.

I am a B cup and there is no way that would be visible if I wore it - is it for people who have miraculously self supporting tits?

I'm confused - all the reviews seem to be for earrings?? Bizarre!

I quite like the apparent logic here; to demonstrate how one can wear something like this and still do all the usual very normal, definitely non glamorous activities.

I for one am very glad to know what I should be wearing for that bra-less burger eating in bed scenario.

The grease from trying to eat that burger one-handed will be an absolute bastard to get out of that white shirt

Utterly ludicrous. I would like to do a poll of all the women in this country and ask who would want to buy this (non-)item after seeing that?

I'm sure I could use my crafting skills learnt from watching Blue Peter as a child and fashion something similar out of a wire coat hanger, spare plug hole chain and an old diamanté brooch!

You could upcycle that bralette chain for this year's Advent Crown!

If I wore that you would be lucky to see any of it peeping out. I can garantee I would have a dollop of burger sauce on my tit though... I swear they eat more than my mouth does.

In my teens I had the most spectacular gravity defying tits... they where a true natural wonder and I could have wore this.

Unfortunately time is not kind.

Whispers (actually I quite like it and it would fit my Middle Aged boobs perfectly). I just can’t think when I would wear it-if getting jiggy it might get caught in all manner of awful ways. And if going out I’d have to literally have my boobs out which I don’t link doing.

I might buy it just to wear at the airport and see their faces as I walk through customs.

does the burger come with it? It looks delish.

I was thinking exactly the same thing (about me, not you, obvs!) 🤣🤣🤣

I was in Burger King earlier today and - disappointingly - nobody was wearing a diamante nork harness. Perhaps I was in the wrong branch?

Oh, please do! And report back 😆

"...a diamante nork harness."
😆

Oh, God, this thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
Just what I needed after a long and difficult day. Thanks, all.

@MatthewBroderick it should say for self supporting implants!. It's pretty but...

So cheap as well.

Nice shirt, though. I wonder if the model has ever seen that much food in one place before and if she got to eat it.