Oh boy have I got a few. Settle in.
I booked a local beauty school appointment for my first bikini wax and in a mad notion I decided to go for a Hollywood. In for a penny in for a pound. This was my first ever wax of any kind.
Anyhow I turn up to the appointment and the newly qualified beautician did what I thought was meant to happen ignoring a burning in my nether regions.
Later that evening I went out for a walk and about half a mile from home disaster struck, a little piece of Wax that was causing the burning dislodged from where it was in my vag, taking a lump of skin with it. Causing severe bleeding so much so that before I got back to the house my jeans were destroyed forever. I sat on the bottom step and hadn't realized what happened yet, the blood came pouring out and my hallway looked like a crime scene. I rang the out of hours doctor who told me if was probably my period unexpectedly except I had soaked 2 bath towels in less than 20 minutes. They suggested that I come to the center and pick up some northisorone and I didn't need to be seen. (Coz period obviously ).
Friend went to the centre and picked up the medication and when he walked in, I was about to pass out in the hallway with blood everywhere. He did the sensible thing and called an ambulance and paramedics took me after hospital where I left a trail of blood from the ambulance to the ward. I kept being asked was I miscarrying no as no chance I could be pregnant. Poor friend was mortified as they kept asking him how far along I was, assuming that he would be a father. His husband would have other thoughts on that.
On the gynae ward it was discovered that the bleeding was from a wound in my vag and it was stitched up in theatre once the bleeding was stopped and I needed blood transfusions due to losing over 3.5 pints of blood in less than 3 hours. I was hospitalized for 5 days in total as it was as good as time as any to find out that northestirone gives me anaphylaxis due to a compounding agent. Fun times.
On a similar vein about two years later I met a new man and decided that while I wanted to wax that wasn't a good option for me due to previous experience, so I reached for the Veet and gave myself chemical Burns over my flaps an managed to get some Veet into my urethra. Yes it was painful I didn't realise about the chemical Burns until was getting down to action with new man that night.
In some good news due to neuropathy I no longer have feeling in my saddle region and don't care about hair down there anymore.