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The Anti-Chanel Thread

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ProstituteHair · 24/04/2023 16:12

There's been a Chanel thread recently.

I'm agin modern Chanel.

I honestly don't get it.

I understand Chanel's ethos and desire.

Modern Chanel leaves me cold. I find it all aesthetically displeasing.

I'm all for floating your boat, but not a quilted and logoed one.

I'm happy to be told I'm wrong.

I don't understand Chanel's house aesthetic.

Enlighten me.

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thedevilinablackdress · 24/04/2023 20:57

I went to an exhibition of the work of the textile designer Bernat Klein a few months ago. He made tweed fabric for Chanel in the 1960s. Amazing stuff.
www.nms.ac.uk/explore-our-collections/stories/global-arts-cultures-and-design/bernat-klein-collection/

ProstituteHair · 25/04/2023 01:12

I'm wearing Prada trousers right now, they flow and hang so well, a Gabriella Hearst cashmere tank, it's like smoke, it hovers around my body.

An Alexander Mcqueen blazer (blazers are apparently naff, see another thread in S&B).

By Far mules.

I effing love clothes.

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DramaAlpaca · 25/04/2023 01:49

I don't get the Chanel love when it comes to bags, I find them unattractively ostentatious and totally not my thing. I like a designer bag, but I want it subtle and not shouty with big logos. I have a couple each from Mulberry and Strathberry. Not the height of fashion these days, but they work for me and my style.

I'm a total fragrance nut, but apart from No. 19 EDT and Cristalle I can't seem to gel with Chanel.

I love blazers, but mine are more Boden and Hush. I don't do designer clothes.

4plusthehound · 25/04/2023 02:26

ProstituteHair · 25/04/2023 01:12

I'm wearing Prada trousers right now, they flow and hang so well, a Gabriella Hearst cashmere tank, it's like smoke, it hovers around my body.

An Alexander Mcqueen blazer (blazers are apparently naff, see another thread in S&B).

By Far mules.

I effing love clothes.

I LOVE this.

What's more - I understand! 😁

ProstituteHair · 25/04/2023 03:39

Aha @4plusthehound I've had a few brilliant outfits recently

Black CO dress with white pointy Dear Frances boots.

Massively wide MaxMara trousers with a backless MaxMara cable knit and The Row Ginzas.

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botemp · 25/04/2023 11:04

I must have missed the blazers are naff thread, I shall go on oblivious.

I've been pondering on this further and why Chanel specifically irks. I can't fault the fabrics, the impeccable petit mains at the ateliers and craftsmanship employed externally. And I think that's the rub, its parts all please me individually but not the sum of it. At the end of the day it does all feel like the acceptable face of ostentatiousness and I just don't feel like playing along, there's no beauty or interesting design in it. At least Karl Lagerfeld had an injection of humour in it all and I could appreciate that, but that was about all I could appreciate in his designs.

But it's a conundrum with these heritage brands they either go on with stale reinterpretations of house codes and risk becoming irrelevant or they change course completely and lose their core audience. I'm not sure what I'd choose if I were in charge, for the entertainment value I'd hire Hedi Slimane just to watch everyone lose their shit 🙈

Hope you had a nice birthday, OP🎂

Brrrrrrrrrrrr · 25/04/2023 11:48

It would be interesting to hear the opinions of the Chanel clients spending £50k+ per year on clothing and bags. It’s not for everyone but for those who love it they really do buy into it. It’s also a huge Instagram and social media titan across the world especially with younger people so Virginie’s vision and its current aesthetic must truly resonate with that demographic to warrant that level of success.

The notion of quality and longevity will matter to those buying once in a lifetime pieces but for a large segment of Chanel fans they buy continually often in volume so it doesn’t need to last 10 years as they’ll have bought 10 or 50 other bags since.

JaneJeffer · 25/04/2023 13:27

it's like smoke, it hovers around my body.
Sounds like you need an exorcist

Porkandbeans1 · 25/04/2023 14:31

JaneJeffer · 25/04/2023 13:27

it's like smoke, it hovers around my body.
Sounds like you need an exorcist

There is something about clothing that just fits well. It is almost like a second skin.

lemonshortcake · 28/04/2023 23:56

JaneJeffer · 25/04/2023 13:27

it's like smoke, it hovers around my body.
Sounds like you need an exorcist

🤣🤣
Spot on

ProstituteHair · 30/04/2023 22:02

@Brrrrrrrrrrrr I spend 40k+ a year on clothes.

I still don't get Chanel.

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missmoon · 30/04/2023 22:37

Not specifically about Chanel (it covers other luxury brands too), but I though this article in the FT was very interesting, it’s about the business of handbags, the materials, and the markups:
What are the true costs of making your handbag?
https://on.ft.com/3n9WUON

What are the true costs of making your handbag?

It’s well known that luxury brands factor prestige into their pricing — but one artisan has been digging into the detail

https://on.ft.com/3n9WUON

Mercurial123 · 01/05/2023 04:35

ProstituteHair · 30/04/2023 22:02

@Brrrrrrrrrrrr I spend 40k+ a year on clothes.

I still don't get Chanel.

Not sure what your income has to do with understanding/appreciating a designer?

trickybossmbe · 01/05/2023 07:23

ProstituteHair · 30/04/2023 22:02

@Brrrrrrrrrrrr I spend 40k+ a year on clothes.

I still don't get Chanel.

What do you want, a round of applause?

There are plenty of brands, be they luxury, high end and high street that I don't get, yet never once have I felt the need to start a sneery thread on Mumsnet about any of them.

Rather than being the agent provocateur you believe yourself to be, all you're doing with threads and comments like this is highlighting not only your vulgarity, but your belief that your opinions about everything supersede all others.

PS. Spending 40k a year on clothes doesn't mean anything other than you spend 40k a year on clothes. Shame you can't buy yourself some humility and manners.

ProstituteHair · 06/05/2023 19:06

trickybossmbe · 01/05/2023 07:23

What do you want, a round of applause?

There are plenty of brands, be they luxury, high end and high street that I don't get, yet never once have I felt the need to start a sneery thread on Mumsnet about any of them.

Rather than being the agent provocateur you believe yourself to be, all you're doing with threads and comments like this is highlighting not only your vulgarity, but your belief that your opinions about everything supersede all others.

PS. Spending 40k a year on clothes doesn't mean anything other than you spend 40k a year on clothes. Shame you can't buy yourself some humility and manners.

That is very funny.

I'm not an agent provocateur. Nonsense.

Neither am I 'vulgar', I couldn't give a shit about vulgarity. The idea of vulgarity is hilarious.

I fucking love vulgarity.

Its

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ProstituteHair · 06/05/2023 19:10

It's hilarious.

But also quite fucking good.

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