What, pray, is the dress code at Harvey Nic's Champagne Bar, i.e. wtf can I wear if it's smart?

[dividedselfridgesxmaswindow]

No idea. I wear George @ Asda, though I turn out well.

Chuffing hell I need help!

It is full of tarted up blonds wearing less clothes than one should on a cold night throwing themselves flirting with a pack of men who looked like they've taken an hour or so off from running a hedge fund.

A lot of flesh on display.

But I am old and probably not to be taken too seriously

Oh marvellous.

I don't want to go. I don't feel like doing London but am supposed to be very pleased and excited so I will try. However, I am now doubting my ability to feign excitement as I do not wish to flash my flesh amongst tarts who can probably afford the Lipo that I never will quite find funds for.

[grimace]

Shall I wear my leopard print?

honestly, 4 glasses of champagne and you'll stop caring