LARRY THE LIDL LOBSTER has left the freezer

[CaptainCod]

do i have to ponce abotu wiht shell tomorrow?
go oyu cook him or eat him cold

And this is in style and beauty ... why?

haha! oph yes
its erm.. lobster pink

Well obviously he needs an outfit, doesn;t he

thought he was praps a dressed lobster

ba boom

lol
he is gorge

iw ant to knwo how much work he will need tomorrow.. maybebotox

you could fashion him into a hat

lol
t hat is bright red

lol tutter

hmm i have had lidl calamari it was a bit errm cheap so i recommend you plan something pretty strong for larry, perhaps involving cayenne pepper and a load of booze.

serving suggestion.

aitch and somone else recommended him..

i am sour grapes, allergic to shellfish have never even tasted lobster. do fancy a recipe i once read with rice sherry and garlic.

no nto aitch the duchess or norks bride

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is he already cooked then? this looks nice

What sort of occasion calls for a baby to be dressed as a lobster? Cute though

he is cooked. am presuming he has some kind of shell outfit.

I would probably make a bisque
recipe here
It is a bit of a faff but I love it. And tbh they probably aren't the best lobster particularly having been frozen so best to use it in a hot dish.
A lobster linguine would be good too.

wa shoping just to have him for lunc mayeb bbqd at tops

You could have a dead posh sandwich with avocado and mayo with chives and lemon juice on sourdough bread.

i think sandwich is very good idea, there probably isn't much to him. or you could go for the french element?

lobster boy?

morning bump

morning bump

the diners gather for the feast

(oh dear poor lobster boy turns out to have been in a freak show and involved in a murder, let us draw a veil over him)

god that is odd