Hair clean from the night before if I've got an early start (have a silk pillowcase, so it's not ratty), if not, bathroom visit, brush teeth 3m, 5m shower for wash, Miracle Water 8s, conditioner, sit on bed, get hairdryer from top of dressing table (already plugged in), switch on, dry in under five minutes, quick application of emollient to legs, arms and neck.
Clothes already out night before - most time is spent getting tights on, then dress over head - maybe 3 minutes?
Coffee 7-10m.
Then bit of moisturiser, eyeshadow, mascara, lipgloss (kept in handbag and applied at mirror by front door - also perfect for last minute check I'm not taking half the cat to work with me), lunchbox in bag, shoes on, coat & scarf on, phone and bag, work keys/fob/pass off their hook and attached to bag by carabiner, out the door. 7m?
Get into work, hang up coat, go and put coffee on, quick brush of hair in ladies', if looking particularly tired, slight dab of pink under eyes/cheekbones from compact that also lives in my bag. Retreat to desk with bucket of coffee and log on.
Seems to work pretty well for around 25-30 mins including coffee after emerging from my sleep deprived pit. The only thing that buggers me up is when my hair is freshly dried and I get caught in drizzle on the way to work, as it then goes poufffff. I've started keeping a scrunchie or hairclip in my bag in case that happens.
On a fuck I'm running late day, I can be dressed, hair clipped back and out in 7m, then the other stuff happens when I'm at work whilst the coffee's brewing.
The main things that make it possible are
- Wearing dresses. Seriously, they are an absolute timesaver.
- Putting everything out the night before.
- Everything having a place - the clothes, keys, makeup, a full length mirror by the front door, shoes - I never have to think where anything is, it's just there, right where I need it.
- Not going in full warpaint like an Apprentice candidate.