Seriously, where would anyone wear this to???

[waltzingparrot]

Available on MatchesFashion for £15,500 if anyone is interested.

www.matchesfashion.com/products/1303635?country=GBR&qxjkl=tsid:30065|cgn:gcdL/ATRVoE&c3ch=LinkShare&c3nid=gcdL/ATRVoE&utm_source=linkshare&utm_medium=affiliation&utm_campaign=uk&utm_content=gcdL/ATRVoE&rffrid=aff.linkshare.2523611.35725

This has been funny. Please don't move it to style. It's perfect right here.

I'm absolutely buying that skirt. It'll be perfect in my freezing house for zoom calls. Business on top, cosy below.

I'm pleased to see you get free shipping. I'd be miffed to pay £4.99 on top of 15 grand.

If you cut a few holes in it and popped some candles underneath you could stand on your front step on Halloween.

Health and Safety advice , use battery candles not real flames.

The blurb claims that it is "shown with The Row Zip-front leather ankle boots", but I can't see them for duvet-tent coat.

How do I know if the boots will suit me? And if I wear different boots, secretly, will people instinctively be able to tell and shun me?

This is the perfect WFH outfit. I’ll take 8, one for each of my team 🔥