Please help me dress me!
I'm short, fat, barrel shaped. Big boobs, big belly, no waist, wide bum, awful legs. Size 16-18. Would prefer to wear trousers & jacket but open to a dress if midi length or can be worn with tights.
I have no idea where to start. I'm not a dressing up kind of person, I usually wear shapeless tunics and leggings or jeans and a t-shirt.