Can you help with a top for a Xmas night out pllleeeeese.

[TracyK]

My ideal in my head is - long sleeves - not too tight or puffy. Fitted in the waist and nice and low cut at the front. Maybe a bit stretchy material and prob in black.
Anyone seen something similar anywhere? Will need in a size 16 or 18 - so no skinny minny shops.

not being at all rude i promise but have you tried maternity tops? I have some lovely ones from when i was pg, very much like you describe, i got mine from H&M Maternity. it was about 6 months ago i bought mine though so not sure if they're still in fashion, but i still wear mine now to hide all the lumps and bumps i have aquired - happy hunting.

Oh I shall give H&M mat a go. I did continue wearing their maternity trousers for a good while after ds and they were comfy.

My only asset worth showing at the mo is my cleavage - so everything else has to be hidden but a bit of daring on the neckline would be good.

Maybe I could just wear a tux and camisole and keep the jacket on all night!