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how does JOrdan find clothes to fit her

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CodRestYeMerryGentelmen · 11/12/2007 16:29

most women wiht big norks cant
but she can( of dubious taste tbh)

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castille · 11/12/2007 16:31

They don't fit her do they? She is squeezed like toothpaste out of them

TotalChaos · 11/12/2007 16:31

maybe she makes them herself? you are right though, I suspect they would need to be custom made.

walkinginawinterBundleland · 11/12/2007 16:32

well:

lycra

no taste

= jordan's clothes

CodRestYeMerryGentelmen · 11/12/2007 16:36

but i mean she must wear normal t hsirts and stuff at home

theres a mumsntter who is a mate of hers...

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smurfgirl · 11/12/2007 16:37

When I (sadly) watched their show on ITV her tops always looked teeeny weeny tiny on her, esp on the boobs.

MotherFunk · 11/12/2007 16:52

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hoxtonchick · 11/12/2007 16:53

she wears knickers made by my sister-in-law .

honey2theb · 11/12/2007 23:57

i actually like Jordan. she may act dumb, but by god shes made a fortune out of it eh!

widgypog · 19/12/2007 21:05

she customises stuff herself.She quite often says in mags that she takes things in cause they dont fit. I think she tailors Harveys clothes too cause he is short and heavy. (I am not her mate btw)

dinny · 19/12/2007 21:13

I always wonder this - maybe just really stretchy-type fabric? God knows - she is supposedly a size six, how can that be up top?

she's having them deflated soon, isn't she?

Flibbertinseljinglebells · 19/12/2007 21:14

'she customises' ? 'she takes things in' ? 'she tailors Harveys clothes' ?
hmm yes I can just see Jordan bent over her sewing machine with some pins in her mouth.
More like she has all the designers running up special versions for her and her family

dividedselfridgesxmaswindow · 19/12/2007 21:21

acts dumb?

dividedselfridgesxmaswindow · 19/12/2007 21:22

Just coming back to add my wonderment as I have DD norks with size 10 body. It doesn't work.

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