Yes, I am.
I'm going to be wearing navy blue nylon trousers that are slightly shiny, elasticated at the top and taper to just a couple of inches above the ankle, coupled with a blue-and-grey striped tunic that flares out at the waist to cunningly draw attention to the size of my arse.
I shall be accessorising with a stunning faux-silver fob watch, a row of crusty pens and a non-working security pass.
I have no idea why I haven't nabbed myself a Nice Doctor yet...