@fizzingbubbleseffervescence' So sorry, you certainly aren't a braindead planet killer! Like you, I want to get the most out of existing stuff, but still give a nod to the fact I'm not an Abba tribute act (or similar) I searched, pre covid19, for a hand holder to guide me to thread up, let alone use, my bells and whistles intimidating new sewing machine.
It seems like being shoved, alone, into a cockpit and told to look up the instructions and fly: A co-pilot/instructor would be the only way at first. The theory was, I could alter and re-use. I failed, because sewing teachers are creatures of institutions, their own syllabus, and their own machines, all of which is no use to me. I couldn't find an actual real live person who could sew, to come and co-pilot even though I live in the centre of town and was happy to pay whatever was asked.
It often puzzles me how little practical help is available. People are busy being unemployed, or bemoaning their lack of business, and yet there is nobody to help social care workers, or gardeners, or would-be sewing machine users, or gardeners, or, notably, to repair anything, ever, anywhere. (I comprehend that electrical repairs would have to be run past a qualified electrician)
The sewing wannabe is in the right place on this thread, I guess.