I think I would look great in this - only come on if you agree!

[Rhubarb]

Here I think it's perfect!

Sooo trendy and just this season!

Yes, I think this is very YOU Rhubarb.

ooh, I wonder if I could get one for my mum?

erm, PASS

I remember Rhubarb's mum. Can't we get one for her too?

I would look GORGEOUS on little Morticia, I think.

I have a black hoody with pink cat ears on!!

grrrr!

Who remembers my mum? Who has met my mum????? No-one but Custy has met her and no-one will ever meet her! Don't make me paranoid!

I reckon Cod would like one of these too.

"pink cat ears" psml!

Custy has one of these in her wardrobe too.

I remember your mum.

She was responsible for me nearly becoming a catholic for all of about half an hour.

my ones adorable, its got pink cat prints on the plams, ive had it about 6 years its dead snuggly - wear it as pgs now but loved it when i was ickler!

Phew! I remember now, you met her "virtually" - don't do that to me! I nearly wet meself!

kitsandbits - you need help.

Oh glory Rhubarb, sorry. You're following me and everything while I'm flirting with Aitch in a newsagents.

NO, I have NEVER met your mother. I will NEVER meet your mother.

I have a terribly good memory, for which I apologise, profusely, and it always gets me into trouble. In fact men think I fancy them if I let on how much I remember.

No. We did a religion thing, and you said your mum was an old school catholic, and I nearly converted just thinking about the black and the incense and all that.

Is that okay now?

Nae bother. My mother usually puts people off religion tbh, with her "oh woe is me" look and endless talk of God dictating lives.

Catholics can be sexy though, what with their exorcisms, incense, young priests in black (phwoar!), rituals, secrets etc. It's quite a turn on I can tell you!

My mother would be mortified by this!

Now Rhubarb, are you stalking me because of your mother?

LOL.

Yes.

Do we need to work this one through a little more?

I'll leave you alone now!
Did you go to a Manchester meet-up once though?

Oh no, never been to a meet-up. Why, was your mother there?

lol.

I'd have remembered her you know. I'd have remembered everything. Is a curse.

Ah, your name just seems more familiar. My memory is shite. People used to greet me in the street and have conversations without me knowing who the hell they were.

I also put my foot in it often by getting people mixed up.

Yours is a gift, not a curse!

Oh no it's not, I promise.

I say 'What did you do in the end then, over that business with the neighbour and their incredibly tall trees?' (because I meet VERY interesting people, obviously) and they, well usually HE look me up and down, and frown and say,

'That was THREE years ago'.

I'm making polite conversation fgs.

Well I would be very impressed! I'm always impressed if people remember my name or anything about me as I just presume everyone is like me.

I remember this mum I'd only met once or twice coming up to me at a toddler group once, I'd not been for some weeks and she actually asked me where I'd been and said she'd missed me. I was dumbstruck! But after a while I always think that these people who remember so much about me must be pissed off that I never remember a thing about them.