I have to exfoliate for about three-four days straight before I apply fake tan otherwise it is patchy and shit.
So how, then, am I supposed to re-apply the stuff to get an even colour after a few days? Do I exfoliate the whole lot off??! That would take me a good 2-3 days and I would be sore!! But if I exfoliate every day while I have fake tan on, it all starts to rub off pretty unevenly. Do I just leave the exfoliating for a few days, have a nice tan, and then start madly exfoliating for a couple of days (while hiding my body in drapey clothes) before re-starting from scratch?!
Sorry, I can't seem to get my head around this!
It may not be helping that I'm using gradual tanner as if it's normal fake tan. I'm so pale that even gradual tanners are quite dark on me so I use them rather than even light versions of the 'real' stuff. Do they go patchier after a few days? Would a 'proper' tan fade/exfoliate more evenly so I could just re-apply after a few days without looking like a weird brown and white panda?
Bloody loathe all this tanning stuff. My friend blithely told me today that I shouldn't worry, that after a couple of weeks of getting my legs out a bit with fake tan on, I won't need to fake-tan for the rest of the summer. No flipping chance. My legs burn, they don't tan. :(