OK, have seen them all, here's my verdict (not that anyone cares really! 😂)
Style Me Sunday: really like them, love the style, would go with a lot of stuff, hell I might actually buy them! They could do with being slightly higher in the heel, but I can see she doesn't want to make them in accessibly high (memories of sending back the most beautiful Steve Madden platform heels because they were just too high!) Also I like that there is no straight across the ankle strap like with a lot of platform shows, as these totally cut me off and make my cankles look even bigger.
Danielle Vanier: I like that she has made these accessible to a wider range of women, the toggle is a great idea. Not keen on the clear plastic bit, makes it a bit tacky and reminiscent of Kim K spilling out of those shoes when she was pregnant.
The Fashion Lift: yes, I do quite like these. Not keen on the ankle strap though and the photos she has put on don't properly show the shoes at all.
Dress Like a Mum: too try hard, too 'oooh look how quirky I am'. I thought pom pom/furry sliders had already been and gone anyway?
Emily Johnston: they are OK and will probably sell quite well actually, but they are not my style at all. Not sure of the significance of the lobster, are they the new mermaid/unicorn?
Does My Bum Look 40: quite nice but look the same as anything you would get off any shoe shop, not very original.
Erica Davies: my first impression was 'absolutely hideous' but the more I look at them the more I quite like them. I think these would have to be seen in real life to check for quality/tackiness with all those stones.
Ah, that feels better!