I'm in love. My dark grey one arrived yesterday and I tentatively opened it half expecting-
1.Shiteous material that would go up like a rocket should I skim past the hall lamp
- Something that would fit the 50ft woman (I am 5ft 1'')
- That I would look like a sad, aged, female version of MCH
- That DH and DS would disown me
- That my parents (who already think I dress "inappropriately" but not in a tarty way more a ripped jeans "couldn't you afford a full pair" way)
And these are the results
- Oh the material! It's super soft, thin, perfect for my upcoming Greek hols, looks like it will iron well and be minimal creasing anyhow. Will not burst into flames unless I set myself on fire (unlikely)
- It ends mid calf. I will not be tripping over yards of material. Strap to cleavage is ok. Will wear thin strappy tightish vest underneath.
- Well there's no denying it's MCH-esque. But he was at least a good dancer, I mean not many can manage that sideways crab effort at pace can they?
- DH initial reaction- Oh, erm it looks comfy? Is it to wear round the house?
DS initial reaction- Pahahaha!!! Ewww. You're not seriously going to wear that?
My reaction- Went back upstairs, put strappy vest on, some rock chicky make up, bandana (requisite), some funky jewellery and bohemian sandals. DH changed stance to "Oh, yeah, ok, I see. Tons better. DS stance remains, as yet, unchanged. I'm confident this will change when he sees me attempting to do the Floss on the dance floor
- I'll get back to you. Immensely looking forward to it
Have bought two more.