I'm not a slave to fashion in anyway, but this weekend I happened to be in London on a girlie weekend and headed off for some retail therapy. But what I got was retail shock. There wasn't a single thing I wanted to buy (I lie - there was one gorgeous pair of shorts but I needed thighs from about 15 years ago to have pulled them off).
The fashions are just vile. Frumpy tops that make you look uncomfortably pregnant, 'bold' prints - code for the worst colours thrown together in a mess, very short skirts and shorts worn over leggings (possibly good if you have great legs but terrible if you have 80s flashbacks to leggings) and 80s brights which are enough to give you a headache.
If I am just terribly uninformed, please do educate me. But I'm afraid this summer's fashions are one small step away from legwarmers and headbands and I just know that this time next year, every fashion mag will be writing - thank god that is over.