it's not outlandish in a Good Way dear lady. It really isn't. It's outlandish in a ''oh bless old Missus Enid, 84 you know and she dyes her hair blue to match the hideously frumpy sequinned sack she always wears to the Silver Surfers Annual Wurlitzer Organ recital and Bunfight. What a game old bird she is, bless''
Trust me, you can buy a lot more flattering stuff for £4,000