Grown woman needs help - jumpsuit

[bingohandjob]

Got a gorgeous jumpsuit that zips up at back but has one of those teardrop/tag zip with no hole in it to do the 'slip thin piece of ribbon in" like a wetsuit to do up/take down for the Krypton Factor challenge that is going to the loo on your tod. WTF am I supposed to do, other than a) send it back (it's too lovely) b) change zip c) ask strangers to unzip me/zip me up after squeezing my lemon?

I always get someone at home to zip me in (husband, 8 year old son) or I wear a jacket over it then get the person I'm meeting to help in the toilet, when I go to the toilet during the night out I go with a friend, but obviously won't work if you are meeting the opposite sex! I've never returned a playsuit due to the zip because I love them too much!

Also I'd like to know what the playsuit is because I'm noisy! 😂

Which one is it???