boden wrap dress for small norks update...

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I bought it! I love it! The pattern disguises my post baby belly and the cut is so flattering. And although Cod says I am too short, the regular is a lovely length. Hurrah and thanks for advice. The t shirts I bought for ds are irritatingly small though, will have to swap fpr 18-24 months (he's only 10 months)

link? link?

bugger can't do them. bodenwrap

does it work? My first ever link (feeling very proud)

oh hoorah hoorah - big cheer for the small of nork!

I have big hips - would it work magic for me?

sod cod!

I have big hips too, low slung bum, chunky thighs, cankles and afore mentioned norks. Looks so flattering, am planning to wear for ds' first birthday party. He thinks it's hilarious as I never wear dresses - keeps looking up my skirt

oooh lapin !

that's lovely too, just in time for the snow
I've never bought Boden before, am now tempted to get some more lovely things

Having grown up very working class, am secretly very excited at the thought that people at ds' party may see my dress and consider me middle class

Littlelapin, is this the article? Entertaining. And quite funny in places.

i love that dress! i have big norks though, mahooosive bum and thighs and tree trunk legs. think it'll work for me?

well the bum, thigh and leg issue would be ok. shall I stuff my bra and try the dress on again to test its bignorkability?

short arse

'bignorkability' - great word.

god you describve yourslef as some kind of she troll sb

I think it was you described me as a she troll Cod
I was quite proud of my new word Jackie. Wouldn't it be good if online clothing shops used smallnorkability and bignorkability to give you a clue how the dress would look?

fried eggs

shoppingbagsundereyes - I think you could copyright that, and sell it to Boden themselves.

They are worse than fried eggs after bf. I look a bit like poor old Tara PT in the norks dept nowadays. Think will invest in push up bra to wear with new dress

what colour skirt you got lapin?

i have a couple of those from last year, they are nice and really well made, but i wish they were a little narrower. anti swish.

I love swish too. Am envious of the model's nut brown smooth legs though lapin, mine are decidedly winter pasty

I think I mean pastey LOL