www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERA-MONT-GREEN-PLEATED-RUCHED-WIGGLE-COCKTAIL-DRESS-SIZE-12-/272654617340?hash=item3f7b7b4afc:g:nj8AAOSwONBZCJRd
This one.
It's for an evening do in July. I would like something green, needs to be short, as I'm a shortarse and long dresses swamp me. I'm a size 12 with big boobs, and although the Ebay one doesn't have sleeves, I think I need either quite wide straps like that one, or short sleeves.
The lovely thing about the Ebay one was all that lovely ruching... would've hidden a multitude of sins.
I've trawled the internet, looked at John Lewis, HoF, Phase Eight, all the usual suspects, and I just can't find a thing that I like.
Oh, and the other thing is, I'm one of the hosts for this event, so I need to look AWESOME.
Not a big ask at all, is it? 
Thank you in advance you lovely lot...