I have nothing to wear, in general. Every morning is a nightmare. I do work sometimes but ad hoc.
When not at work I wear jogging bottoms or leggings, cardigans, tops.
When at work I wear plain black torusers, cardigans, tops.
I don't really like jeans.
I have short legs and a longish torso comparatively. I'm also fat. Proper fat, size 18 probably 
Any ideas for looking somewhere close to reasonable? I tend to prefer plainish clothes.